Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
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Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
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You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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