sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
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...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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