grandma shit on top of the toilet
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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