Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
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Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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