In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
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Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
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I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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