i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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