Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Randomize