i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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