They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
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He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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