i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
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I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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