Only a mothe r could love this liver
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
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He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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