I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
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I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
The ass gains better be worth it
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