I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
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my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
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He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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