How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
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I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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