I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
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Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
the gays at disneyland are vicious
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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