I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
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not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
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Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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