is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
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I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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