How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
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I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
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