everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
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Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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