how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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