I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
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this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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