You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
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Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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