her vagine was all disorganized.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
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pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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