Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
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The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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