I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Randomize