Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
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Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
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He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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