Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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