He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Of course I have a pirate flag
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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