The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
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he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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