pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
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i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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