How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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