two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
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I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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