If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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