when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
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Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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