They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
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i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
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Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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