That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
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I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
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So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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