After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
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at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I love you. Go after that dick
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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