a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
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Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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