Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I party with great urgency now.
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