I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
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so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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