All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
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I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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