just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
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It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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