kristin has been a bad kristin
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
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I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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