I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Randomize