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    Submitted by Herschel on Apr 2, 10 at 2:18pm

    Jesus is like history's biggest hippie. He'd be cool with it.

  • 63 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 2:27pm

    That was directed toward the first comment, not the text itself

  • 65 64
    Submitted by cprid21 on Apr 2, 10 at 8:26pm

    Um yeah there is God. Please make a relationship with Him and your life will be so much better eternally

  • 57 62
    Submitted by jbambam on Apr 2, 10 at 3:04pm

    Or you should leave it for jesus as a present. After all it is that brothers second birthday

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 2:49pm

    There is no god...

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      Submitted by apajax6 on Apr 2, 10 at 10:30pm

      Yes, this.\n\nBut the theory says that right about now (later on Good Friday) until Sunday morning is when Jesus was dead and gone so he's extra far away now. I vote Saturday before Easter the best time to do bad stuff if you want to keep it away from the JC.

  • 60 74
    Submitted by gutsout on Apr 2, 10 at 4:03pm

    Just use easter water for your bong, you'll be fine.

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 11:06pm

    we be trollin'

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 2:26pm

    That is the most blasphemous statement I've ever heard, you're probably going to hell. It's cool I'll see you there though

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      Submitted by Herschel on Apr 2, 10 at 3:16pm

      Seriously though, think about it. He had a powerful father who helped him out when he was in trouble. He theoretically held down a job but he spent all of his time talking about peace, love, and understanding. He created his own religion that sounded weird to everone else. He was oppressed by the government. He created massive amounts of mind-altering chemicals just to show off. How does he not sound like a hippie? And if that's the most blasphemous statement you've ever heard, you must not get

      • 54 71
        Submitted by Herschel on Apr 2, 10 at 4:35pm

        Comment was cut off - seems TFLN lies about the "characters remaining" count. That last bit was supposed to be "you must not get out much".

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Crash_Underride on Apr 2, 10 at 7:19pm

    Yeah, that's probably a good idea.

  • 55 75
    Submitted by DFree on Apr 4, 10 at 7:43am

    You're commemorating his death, not attending his Bar Mitzvah.

  • 51 71
    Submitted by alexdonald on Apr 2, 10 at 11:21pm

    yeeeee maine

  • 41 54
    Submitted by omgitsrenee on Jun 26, 10 at 11:54pm

    amen.

  • 56 84
    Submitted by SeanH on Apr 2, 10 at 7:17pm

    But when Jesus is present he can join in on the Fun!

  • 57 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 11:08pm

    Like always. JESUS NEVER EXISTED WATCH ZEITGEIST

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 2:42pm

    Oops I got high yesterday, my bad jesus

  • 50 81
    Submitted by SPARTAN34 on Apr 3, 10 at 2:51am

    Haha!

  • 44 90
    Submitted by kausie19 on Apr 3, 10 at 1:19am

    god isn't more present during different times. god is everywhere all the time

  • 42 91
    Submitted by vinogirl on Apr 2, 10 at 11:47pm

    what would jesus do.