he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
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He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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