Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
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If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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