I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
do herpes really smell.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
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The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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