We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
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I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
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Life without a bra equals bliss.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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