i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Did you pee in the oven last night??
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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