My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
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time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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