Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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