So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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