No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
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Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
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You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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